March 22, 2021
Cotton Hill COE Park
Fort Gaines, Ga
Most of you probably had a ho-hum, average day without much in the line of tales to tell. I asked Dad if I could tell a story.....a whopper of a story about how the white hair turned blood red.
Every good story has a heroine and in this story I'M filling that part. And then of course there is a villain who will be a black bear. Not a BIG black bear. Just an average sized black bear with a bit of a temper who has felt invaded by all these Floridians. Now, for the damsel in distress, I'm going to talk about my friend Izzy. She's a cute little ball of fur who barely weighs half as much as a pound of coffee and needs a protector like me.About now your mind is beginning to formulate a thousand questions. When did this happen? Is everyone alright? Was anyone else involved?
Just keep in mind, this is a WHOPPER of a tale. In other words, the REAL story has to do with bob and weave....and keeping the bob and weave in the right order so there isn't a crash. We aren't superstitious, but we are in the middle of the 13th year of dancing amongst the slides that protrude around an RV.
Have you come to the conclusion that there is a reason why Dad is wearing a hat now? Actually, if he had has his hat on earlier, I wouldn't have the white hair turned blood red picture to share and he wouldn't have to demonstrate his high tolerance for pain.
So please, I beg of you. Do NOT ask Dad to take off his hat. He's embarassed enough that I shared the experience. Please don't make him relive it. After all, you all ate hotdogs with him at the weiny roast around the campfire and didn't have a clue what was under his hat.
And speaking of hotdogs cooked over the open fire, I was wondering why I wasn't invited. I would have enjoyed picking up a few cooking tips from experts such as Steve.
It was a great way to finish a super day!!
I'm Chloe
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